"he should know better than to post female form on the interweb"
yes, let's keep the internet an unsafe/unfit place for women because respecting an entire gender as people is not as important as our cocks.
I have these, different than the "washed black" I think. they are labeled as "jeans" but they aren't denim, just like jean-cut chinos. they are pretty dark, probably a shade lighter than my black jeans. fwiw I like them, just sized wrong.