My neighbor may be deaf, considering the volume at which he likes to listen to his TV. (Actually I should say "liked," because I am fairly sure he stopped paying his cable bill, which is why my free cable stopped working.)
I don't understand how my downstairs neighbor's smoke alarm battery dies so frequently. Then, of course, he doesn't change it for days, and I have to bitch to the landlord* because the beeping is so god damned annoying.
* Yes, I did talk to my neighbor about it first.