The dolce saga continues. The seller is expecting me to pay return shipping saying, "yeah we know the image is wrong but it was in the description!" I'm sure that will fly with Amazon customer service.
Nope, but I know the new concertmaster of his orchestra. (Or at least what I think is his orchestra based on a few minutes of stalking. Maybe it's not his orchestra, but definitely know the new concertmaster of an orchestra mentioned in one of his posts.)
I drank a Jalapeno Kumquat beer (firkin?) from a respectable brewery that straight up tasted like the juice from a can of Go Goya pickled jalapenos cut with a few tablespoons of Miller Light. I Got What I Deserved for asking for the most hipster thing on the menu.