At this point, this thread has been so on fire for so long that when I don't check the it over the weekend, I come back to it expecting amazingness.
@silverwarebandit and @SpooPoker just blew my expectations away. Well done, guys!
Yeah - every year the White House selects or commissions a painting for the Christmas cards. Staff and VIP friends get one of those large-format prints. I have one or two sitting around from when I worked in the Bush admin. Need to get them framed.