Originally Posted by otc
Subscribed because this boggles my mind.
All I've got is...the person who can't seem to stand close enough to the urinal to keep the floor piss free.
It's a guy with a big gut. He is standing with his gut close to the urinal, but this means that his penis is farther back. So whereas a thin guy close to the urinal dribbles his last drops into that little lip of the urinal and down the drain, your more rotund...