Posts by Samovar McGee

I gave my director at work a penis gourd. Does that count?

Quote:Originally Posted by Closer That is what I am looking at, property in Florida. I want to buy a few rental properties in Orlando, near Disney, then hire a management company to manage the properties. In all seriousness, I...

Quote:Originally Posted by OinkBoink  I wish my wife and family were a capitalized asset in that way. Unfortunately, the arrangement is more like an operating lease whose monthly payment is indexed to my income. There was no money...

Sure, if you're a plumber.

Quote:Originally Posted by Closer Anyway, I do not want to work forever, so I only spennd about half of my net income. I really am just trying to concentrate on saving cash. I would like to buy some realestate as investments...

The true measure of wealth is the distance between your kitchen and bathroom. I've seen miserable squats with chamber pots two levels below ground, and million dollar cul-de-sac specials with ice maker urinals.

I used to own a five bedroom, two and a half bath townhouse in Greenwich Village. Now all I have is an open air office by the Brooklyn Navy Yards. I made a mistake, you see. I told my boss that he couldn't wear loafers with a suit. I...

I suggest you wear cordovan triple monks with a braided cordwainer's welt. Match your cummerbund in ruby and green paisley for a dash of color.

Why not stick to more 'rugged' fabrics for your pants, like woolen tweeds, flannels? How about corduroy? I'm assuming the de rigeur of your office is business casual, so these should all be okay. You can also wear 'chinos' of other hues...

Quote:Originally Posted by Achillus Lol, elbow patches on a sweater. Well, what's wrong with that?