Posts by Milhouse

Quote: Originally Posted by matt22616 Just thought I should contribute, having not read the intervening 18 pages of this thread, as I'm sure it devolved into a fascinating back and forth over the pros and cons of MS and...

Well, my crazy chick stories can't compare to any that have been posted. I did have a chick offer to suck me off in the bathroom of the bar if I bought her a drink. The bartender had already cut her off for being too drunk, and the...

Quote: Originally Posted by lefty Canine Freestyle: dog training gone wrong. IMPORTANT NOTICE: No media files are hosted on these forums. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external...

Quote: Originally Posted by zillka this is probably a joke, but on a serious note; my childhood best friend's sister turned down a part time scholarship and acceptance to harvard because she didn't have the patience for...

Quote: Originally Posted by zillka explain in detail, hooking? Pornographer.

Well, ignoring childhood stuff, I'm way down the road on plans. . . I'll simplify: Plan A was university researcher Plan B was university professor (I didn't want to teach unless forced) Plan C was private sector researcher The...

Quote: Originally Posted by voxsartoria Is "dim sum" code for something? - B Yes it is code, good eye! Dim sum is part of a VBA script. It is for declaring a variable named sum.

First, brush your damn teeth. WTF man? Your hair makes you look stupid? How about your dirty damned teeth making you look stupid? Second, get a buzzcut. Hair style issues solved! Buzzcuts are quite stylish. Third, I used...

Quote: Originally Posted by HORNS I'd move on because putting her in a situation where she'd give up her pets for you would be a source of contention between the two of you, which she'd most likely resent you for...

Quote: Originally Posted by foodguy i'm with sd1 on the oily fish on the grill thing: if you have a good japanese grocery near you, you can usually find whole fresh sardines and mackerel. they're terrific grilled and...