Hahaha ok tbh first thing I thought when I saw this was trying to imagine your interaction with the barista or cashier"Hello, could I please get a doppio?""Get out of here, street rat! Manager, another vagrant looking for handouts!""But...But these clothes are likely worth more than your car!""This one's a real headcase, someone get him out of here quick before he scares away the customers!""I'm...I'm an extra for the sequel to The Road! I swear!"