Today I heard the most amazing news ever.
I started a new job, and a co-worker asked " so what do you do for fun man?'
I of course replied with the typical 'Sports' 'blah blah, and then eventually I got to my only true hobby "I go to goodwill, and occasionally sell what I find online".
Then, he says " Ohh man, you need to go shopping w/ my old lady. She knows this place over in (none of your business) where they give you a paper bag for 5$. You can put anything you want...