I was in Vienna and walking next to a really well-dressed man. His jacket was great, and I had to ask him about it. This was our conversation:
Me: Weird question, but I have to ask, where did you get your jacket?
Him: Thanks! A place on Kärntner Straße, but I ordered it online.
Me: Is it Canali?
Him: [opens the jacket to check]
Me: Yeah, that's Canali. Wool, linen, silk?
Him: Looks like it! Impressive!
I really wanted to tell him I'd buy...