Originally Posted by Mr. Checks
Top 5 real-world tips:
1. Move quickly when you walk down the hall, and always carry some papers, even if you're going to the bathroom. (courtesy TA, partner)
2. Pretend to schedule vacations, and then "cancel" them noisily, citing work obligations. (courtesy TM, "gunner" associate)
3. Park your car prominently near the front door on Saturday morning, leave an extra set of keys on your desk, and leave...