The first of the two seems somewhat troubling, taken out of context (not sure what the context could be, however). It strikes me as odd and unfunny regardless, aside from any considerations of PC sensitive male-ness. The second is standard Noodles.
Actually, Kyle said his shrunk noticeably. Not sure how his laundering methods might have differed from yours. He actually advised me not to size down due to shrinkage. I've yet to wash or wear mine. YMMV.
I tried on NMWA, no response. Figure I'd try the Noodlers, who typically bend over backwards to help a brutha out. To whit: how wide, measured perpendicular, is the Formosa lapel?
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